"I love a woman with whom I can share hair-care product."
So I know many of you did not watch the absolute 8-0 ass-beating that the U.S. soccer squad, bench, and eventually some homeless guys dealt out to hapless Barbados. Yes, Barbados, the country that is begging on their website for people to play on their team.
Since World Cup qualifying is starting, and our U.S. boys are beginning their travels across the world, let me introduce you to our finest defender, Carlos Bocanegra. This 29-year-old California native was recently released from his contract with Fulham FC of the English Premier League (so he's back on our soil, ladies). According to the U.S. team site, Carlos loves Mexican food and bagels, his nickname is Los, and I swear to Kenneth Cole I'm not making up this next part, enjoys watching "The O.C." and long walks on the beach.
I just don't even know what to do with that....
1 comment:
You sound like the guy on "Love Connection."
"Our next bachelor likes puppies, candlelight dinners and getting his hair did. Ladies, say hello to Carlos." (Shrieking)
Also: Josh Beckett is supplanted by a coffee product? Ouch, dude.
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