You actually COLOR MATCH your coffee or tea to swatches labeled Milky, Builders Brew, Just tea, Classic British, etc. Must have!!! Want now!!
Amused, but conflicted
My God. I don't know how to feel about this, because I'm sure it will be offensive to someone. Perhaps old lesbians.
Men who look like old lesbians
Speaking of things you're not sure how you feel about, I now think of The Count on Sesame Street as a dirty, dirty vampiric puppet.
