Before I go any further, the last seconds of the Cowboys game. Holy effin COW. 5-0!!!!!
Forget the Romosexuals. This clutch-kicking rookie, Nick Folk, needs his own fan club:
Romo reportedly tied a Cowboys record with 5 interceptions. What he shouldn't feel bad about is the QB he's tied with. Troy Aikman. Not Danny White, not Babe Laufenberg, not Gary freakin' Hogeboom.
Chin up, Tone. Every gunslinger has a bad day; ask Brett Favre.
But no more "dates" for you with Carrie Underwood the night before a game.
WHY I LOVE LIZ TAYLOR
Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor turned 75 years old on February 27 of this year, and she has turned into the crazy ol' lady I can only aspire to be in a few decades. Witness:
I love it that she doesn't even care what anybody thinks of her anymore, so she's gonna howl at the pop-press. That howl says to me, "I'm Elizabeth Taylor, and I can buy and sell you. Aaaaand I'm out."
Miss Thang hangs with fabulous men both gay and straight, does charity work, INVENTED bling, did 8 sentences in the "my man's a pain in the ass" jail, is a Dame Commander of the British Empire, and has forever intwined her visage with the most powerful female ruler ever. Think of Cleopatra and try NOT to picture this:
Somewhere in 1963, the phrase "You go, girl!" was created just for her. Now if I could just get that audio in a cell phone ring tone....
ON iPOD HOT ROTATION: THE R&B MIX
I'm bringin' back the 90's R&B, y'all. Words cannot express how much I love these songs, especially "Nite and Day" and "Two Occasions." Because I love ya, click on the songs to play the videos, and transport yourself back with me when rap was what the cops had on ya, headphones were big and hairspray was mandatory...
"The Right Stuff" -- Vanessa Williams (oh yes, "Ugly Betty", Imma get my crown yanked for nekkid pictures Vanessa Williams)
"Dreamin'" -- Vanessa Williams
"Fake" - Alexander O'Neal
"Whip Appeal" -- Babyface (with a special 21 Jump Street flava from Holly Robinson before she added the Peete)
"Two Occasions" -- The Deele
"Night and Day" -- Al B. Sure! (hello extraneous punctuation; it was the end of N*Sync..)
"I Wanna Be Your Man" -- Zapp and Roger (yeah, Akon, this is how you use the fuzzbox)
"The Way You Love Me" -- Karyn White
"Benefit of the Doubt" -- Pebbles (written by Babyface, originally for Vanessa Williams)
"Don't Disturb This Groove" -- The System
"Free Your Mind" -- En Vogue (a young Critia lipsynched to this all over a packed Penland cafeteria in college moving from table to table, for no reason)
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